Three Kingdoms: I Kidnapped Diaochan from the Start, but I Really Don't Like Women

Ye Fu transmigrates back to the Three Kingdoms era and nearly dies as soon as he arrives.

He has no particular talents. Like most people, he’s only watched a few episodes of Three Kingdoms now and then.

And yet, he manages to elope with Diaochan.

Wang Yun’s painstakingly planned “beauty trap” dies on the spot, and the butterfly effect begins right after that.

Dong Zhuo and Lü Bu become a loving father and son. From the start, the strongest king crushes the bronze-ranked rookies.

The Three Kingdoms is full of heroes, but the other side has two kings, plus an overpowered cheater who knows the plot: Ye Fu. The Eighteen Route Lords go mad.

Yuan Shu: “Ye, you’re helping a tyrant, marrying your sister and taking a demon as your concubine, and ruining all human decency! We must join forces to destroy you!”

Liu Bei: “Ye is treacherous. If we had either Wolong or Fengchu, how could we be trapped here?”

Cao Cao: “If I had even half of Ye Fu, the world would be mine.”

Sun Jian: “Ye is a shameless lecher! I have the Qiao sisters and Bu Lianshi. We can take him down! Hmph!”

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei: “Big Brother, to bring peace to the land, we’ll need Xingcai and Feng’er.”

Yuan Shao: “Xi’er, is Zhen Mi still safe and well?”

They’ve gone mad! The lords of the land have all gone mad.

The beauty trap is the greatest thing ever!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.