Supreme Funeral: Let You Have a Mysterious Past

If you are willing to pay me 999.9 Billion, I will be at your funeral, The Kowloon coffin will be your coffin, and the immortal tree will be your coffin! Let Ye Fan, Wu Ren, Emperor Wu Shi and Chu Feng carry your coffin and bury you in the deep sky for eternity! The Mother Qi Cauldron of All Things will offer you incense, and the Heaven-Swallowing Magic Pot will pour wine for you! I will make a wreath of elixir for you and place it on your grave! Gather the thoughts of all living beings and sing for your death! Let the weird clan leader start the Gray Sacrifice for you, refine the heavens, and bury you with you! Let Emperor Huangtian cut through eternity with one sword, flatten the long river of time, destroy the path of reincarnation, and end the great cause and effect. No one can disturb your rest anymore. Let a man named Li Qiye guard your tomb, herd sheep and take care of the cemetery every day. … I, Li Shu, the owner of Huijia Funeral Home, am bound to a system. As long as you pay me, I can make everyone attending your funeral suspect that you have a mysterious and awesome past! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.