On the First Day After Being Reborn, I Made a Million Chicken-Soup Influencers Cry

Synopsis: Bai Xiaoge transmigrated to a world where everyone believed in feel-good platitudes. He became a motivational blogger and activated a "Healing" System.

Bai Xiaoge had nothing against positive, uplifting feel-good advice,

but a world where that was the only voice was definitely not a healthy one.

A conceited girl with skewed values and blind self-confidence! After a few rounds of soul-searching questions, they were left dumbfounded!

Fan: "My boyfriend got a 60,000 yuan year-end bonus, but only sent me 520 yuan for New Year's Eve... Should I break up with him?"

Bai Xiaoge: "Absolutely. Dump him!"

Fan: "But I just..."

Bai Xiaoge: "Girl, listen to me. Your boyfriend is so clueless, please do him a favor and let him go!"

Fans: "Waaah! We thought you were supposed to be a friend to women! We thought you were all about healing!"

"I am! It's soul-crushing healing!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.