The Pretentious Service at the Funeral Is Actually Real

If you pay $2, someone will show up at your funeral, but stand very, very far away, under a black umbrella in all weathers, so people will think you died with a dark and intriguing secret. If you pay 5 yuan, the person holding a black umbrella will also wear a pure black coat. Add it to 10 yuan, and a magician using invisibility will appear, watching you silently from the grave. Just bite the bullet and spend 20 yuan, and there will be a beautiful girl who will shed tears of regret for you. If you pay 50 yuan, this is a big deal. Six professional players will lift your coffin and start dancing up and down. Of course, you can also take out a one-hundred-dollar card and directly arrange for an elder of the sect to stand on the top of a tree, holding a long sword and shaking his head at your tomb and sighing. One thousand yuan? That's incredible, there will be a giant dragon taking advantage of the dead of night to breathe out a breath of warm dragon breath on your tombstone. Wow, give me 50,000 yuan directly? Then we will complete the services according to the list. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.