Pay Ten Billion, and the Nine Dragons Haul Your Coffin!

Want to leave behind a legend?

Want people to suspect that in life you were a powerful figure hiding your identity, with a mysterious and awe-inspiring past that leaves them filled with regret and fear?

Now all you need to do is pay me 20,000!

I'll arrange an unlicensed Hongqi limousine, twenty men in sunglasses holding black umbrellas, and a white-haired old man to bow deeply before your tombstone!

Pay ten million, and three hundred sword immortals will descend from the west on cranes, opening the Heavenly Gate with their swords for you!

We will respectfully see our grandmaster ascend!

Pay one hundred billion!

Your coffin will be forged from the stars, and nine dragons will pull it into the depths of space to bury you. Ye and Huang will stand guard over your tomb!

Lin Xuan runs the Myriad Realms Last Wishes Company, traveling through past and present to cloak history in mystery.

As one ancient tomb after another is excavated, the whole world is stunned!

"Li Bai didn't get drunk and drown while reaching for the moon? He ascended to immortality?"

"Emperor Qin Shi Huang's death was faked? He cut off reincarnation and forged the Immortal Qin Court?"

"A black-gold ancient saber and a qilin tattoo? Uncle San wasn't making it up. I found Little Brother at the funeral!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.