Interstellar Civilization: You Call That a Mecha Pilot?

Scene One:

On this day, virtual reality with a neural synchronization rate of 50% went online, drawing the attention of the whole world.

Bai Yixian entered.

Mental link initiating... 5%... 100%.

Master, I've finally found you. Shall I contact the Pisces Starfield and begin a civilization war?

"Perfect timing. Turn on the navigation, will you? That 'idiot' AI is unbelievably stupid."

???

Scene Two:

At the exclusive mecha arena of Starry Sky University, two first-generation starry sky mechas were locked in a fierce battle.

A worthy opponent makes for a thrilling match.

Bai Yixian rubbed his brow in frustration. "This is a mecha operator?"

Dong Xia grinned. "If you're so good, why don't you take a turn?"

An old clunker of a mecha appeared, smashed both starry sky mechas in an instant, then swaggered away.

Dong Xia: ???

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.