Villain: I Want to Be Like the Hero of the Stick!

"Jesus Yindi——pop——" "You're talking human language" "Okay boss, hang on, yes, that's right, this is the world of Dark Souls III - bang -" "Asshole! I am not going to hang out with a bunch of dry undead! Find another one!" "Boss Lu An, how can you reflect your bravery and handsomeness if you are not an immortal? How about we change to a wizard?" "No! That thing is yellow, and it will definitely be chopped down. Let's try another one!" "Okay, then, the story begins. This is a small world, commonly known as a place where birds don't poop. This place is located in an inconspicuous corner in the sea of stars." "The world is very ordinary. Magic elements and spiritual energy are relatively thin, but there are outstanding people here. Almost all of them are talents. The specialties of this place are bandits, bandit groups, thieves, thieves groups, assassins, killers, and so on. Elite-level professions, and all of them are masters who work together to commit crimes. Of course, there are also weak warriors here. They are generally funny professions. Within two chapters after their appearance, they are basically lunch boxes. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.