One-Yuan Funeral Allows You to Have a Mysterious Past

Single all your life? You only need to pay 1 yuan, and I will arrange for beauties from four different countries to drive limited edition sports cars, come to your grave, have sex, fight for you, be jealous, and cry bitterly. Make everyone who attends your funeral jealous! Living too poor and frustrated? For only 1 yuan, I will arrange for 20 men in black, a mysterious old man, five unlicensed old-fashioned red flag cars, a red carpet to pave the road, and a human wall to clear the way. I bowed before your grave and shouted in unison: "Master, we are here to take you home!" Make everyone suspect that you have a mysterious past. However, this is only the cheapest package. As long as you pay more money, you can also choose the status of Urban Soldier King, Dragon King's son-in-law status, or Three-Body Orphan status. As long as the money is enough, the Trisolarans can also fly the spaceship over to recognize their ancestors. . My name is Ron and I am the owner of a private custom funeral company. Please contact me. Your death is up to you! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.