A One-Yuan Funeral Gives You a Mysterious Past

Spent your whole life single? For just 1 yuan, I'll arrange for four beautiful women from different countries to drive limited-edition sports cars to your grave, fight over you, compete for your affection, and weep bitterly.

Everyone attending your funeral will be green with envy!

Lived too poor and too miserably? For just 1 yuan, I'll arrange twenty men in black, a mysterious old man, and five unmarked vintage Hongqi cars, with a red carpet laid out and a human wall clearing the way.

They'll bow before your grave and shout in unison: "Master, we've come to take you home!"

Everyone will wonder if you had a mysterious past.

And yet, this is only the cheapest package.

Pay more, and you can even choose the identity of an urban war god, a Dragon King son-in-law, or an orphan of the Three-Body world.

As long as you pay enough, even the Trisolarans can fly over in a spaceship to acknowledge their ancestry.

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My name is Luo En. I'm the owner of a bespoke funeral company. Remember to contact me.

Your death is yours to decide!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.