Restarting Life: I Spend a Billion on Talents

Some TV channel, morning news.

According to reports, a loser in City A was at home playing a game called Life Restart Simulator. A fake talent selection made him so angry that he died in his own home.

A reminder to everyone: play games in moderation and responsibly. Don't confuse the virtual world with reality.

That's all for today's morning news.

"Where am I? Hey, is anyone there? Why can't I open my mouth?"

"Ding!"

"Life Restart Simulator is now online. Please select a talent."

"Damn it, are you trying to make my life miserable? I already got reborn, and you're still following me around to piss me off?"

"Ding!"

"Ten seconds have passed. Talent randomized."

"Please adjust your starting attributes!"

"You *, * you *, you damn 왕**, I'll * you *!"

"Ten seconds have passed. Attribute points randomized."

"Ding!"

"You have died. Cause of death: difficult labor. Your father chose to save the mother."

"Ding!"

"You may select one talent that you can draw again in your next life!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.