Don't Panic When You Encounter the Paranormal: Open Your Eyes, Draw Your Blade, and Fight!

My name is Lu Pan. Pan, as in judge.

This world is sick. The uncanny are sprouting everywhere, with demons and monsters causing havoc and all manner of evil spirits wreaking disaster.

I only wanted to be an unremarkable ghostwriter and deliver takeout on the side, but they just had to keep interrupting my work.

"So you got rid of all those evil ghosts?" An inspector stares wide-eyed at the roomful of uncanny objects.

"Actually, getting rid of ghosts wasn't my intention. But they were just too valuable!" Lu Pan says earnestly. "Their prices were enough to make me give in completely."

A knife in one hand, courage in the other. You can call me the Judge of the Underworld, or you can call me a deliveryman.

Dear customer, please leave me a five-star review!

Knife in his right hand, ghost in his left, Lu Pan climbs onto his electric scooter under the stunned gaze of his customers. Behind him, the villa finally gives way and collapses with a crash...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.