Tang Sanzang: There's a Demonic Aura Up Ahead, Fall Back, Disciples!

Tang Sanzang: "To ensure that I can successfully reach the Great Thunderclap Temple on Spirit Mountain in the Western Heaven and obtain the true scriptures, I specially went to the Southern Shaolin Temple to study martial arts for three years. I'm still not quite reassured, after all, the journey west is long. So I also went to Jinshan Temple and borrowed the Demon-Subduing Bowl, and even learned the Great Might Heavenly Dragon..."

Sun Wukong: "Back then, my master came to the foot of Five Finger Mountain and gave me two choices: go with him to the Western Heaven and steal the scriptures, or let him personally send me to the Western Heaven. I didn't believe him at first, until my master beat me into a wall so hard I couldn't even pull myself out. So I gave in."

Tang Sanzang: "I've traveled a long way to get here. What's wrong with spending a few extra years in the Kingdom of Women? I've worked hard for half my life. What's wrong with enjoying myself? They actually dared to send someone to abduct my queen. Wukong! Accompany your master to the Celestial Court and demand an explanation!"

The people of the Celestial Court: "Tang Sanzang, shouldn't you be going to the Western Heaven to obtain the true scriptures? And instead, you're causing havoc in the Celestial Court over romantic affairs..."

"Wukong! Bring me the staff!" Tang Sanzang threw the Celestial Court into chaos, all by himself with a staff.

Sun Wukong: "Master..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.