Twenty Thousand Yuan: The Buddha Himself Kneels at Your Funeral

If you are willing to pay me twenty thousand yuan, then after you die, I will travel alone through the myriad worlds and ford the river of time.

I will have the Heavenly Sage Yuanshi Tianzun wield the Pangu Banner and unleash its power to tear apart chaos, then use billions of stars to forge your tombstone.

I will capture a golden dragon of the Great Dao to pull your coffin!

The Chaos Pearl will evolve into a world to serve as your coffin!

The quasi-sage Buddha Tathagata will kneel before your tombstone, weeping bitterly and chanting sutras to guide your soul to the afterlife.

Finally, I will have the Sage Nuwa wave the Demon-Summoning Banner.

She will command a hundred thousand demons to mourn you for three years.

"Everyone who attends your funeral will wonder whether you had a mysterious and awe-inspiring past!"

"My name is Su Cheng, and I am the leader of the Funeral Procession Across the Myriad Worlds!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.