Pay Me a Trillion: The Victorious Fighting Buddha Will Guard Your Funeral

Name: Pay Me a Trillion: The Victorious Fighting Buddha Will Guard Your Funeral
Author: The Glory of a Salted Fish

付我千亿：葬礼斗战胜佛为你护航

by The Glory of a Salted Fish (咸鱼的光辉)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 61k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Were you unknown in life, and want to make a legendary splash after death? To leave behind an unforgettable story?

We offer all kinds of funeral styles for you to choose from!

We offer end-of-life care and can help fulfill any last wish!

Come to Funeral Home No. 8, the destination of your life and the starting point of your fate!

And all it costs is a few worldly possessions!

Pay thirty thousand...

Dozens of members of the Tabbanban Student Organization ride Harleys to the funeral in suits, each carrying an AK, and shout, "Hey, boss!" at the deceased.

Pay a hundred billion...

The Victorious Fighting Buddha will escort you safely to the underworld.

The Buddha will chant sutras for you, giving you time for one final song.

Pangu will create the world for you, while the warriors march north and south to protect your spirit.

Hey, you! Send your money to Funeral Home No. 8!!!

Limited spots, and time is running out!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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