Journey to the West: The Heavenly Dao Begged Me to Become a Director

Name: Journey to the West: The Heavenly Dao Begged Me to Become a Director
Author: A Little Hand Grenade

西游：天道哭着求我当导演

by A Little Hand Grenade (一颗小手雷)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 130k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Myths & Legends
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Wukong: Cultivation? What self-respecting monkey cultivates? None of the monkeys on Flower-Fruit Mountain cultivate.

Tang Sanzang: Disciples, let's call it quits. The Empress has rejected my advances 99 times, but I believe I'll succeed on the hundredth. From now on, call me Her Imperial Consort!

Bajie: Little Sister Chang'e, I'm really not interested in romance. All I care about is work, damn it!

Yuanshi Tianzun: The Calamity of the Journey to the West? Ha! A bunch of damn noobs! Do whatever you want. I, Yuanshi, have never lost!

Tongtian Jiaozhu: They all say I'm reckless. Just you wait, everyone! I'll make all the immortals come to pay court once more!

Zhunti Daoren: It's been a long time since I guided anyone to salvation. I wonder who else is destined to join my Western Paradise!

Zhou Tian: Heh... Look at you all, acting so high and mighty! The Heavenly Dao begged me in tears to be the director!

All of you, behave yourselves! From now on, I call the shots in the Journey to the West!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.

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