Beginning: I Caught the Stupid Girl, Sister Zhou Called the Police

At the beginning, Sister Zhou called the police: The little girl was captured by aliens … "Yao Yao Ling? The silly little girl has been kidnapped!" "Can you describe the specific details?" "A spaceship shoots out a red light, scans the little girl, and she disappears." "Can you tell me about the appearance characteristics of the spacecraft you saw?" "A big ball with a pillar in the middle and carvings on it. The whole thing looks like a bullet." "Please stop your mischievous behavior, otherwise don't blame me for being rude." "What an injustice! There really is a spaceship!" … "If aliens want to kidnap you, they will spare your life if you obey. Do you agree?" "I won't agree." Dai Xiaomei said categorically: "On the Internet, it is said that aliens look like octopuses, and their flesh is slimy and slimy. It's too ****." After a few minutes. "I promise!" The alien is so handsome! Isn't this a handsome yuppie guy? ! Science fiction movies are all lies! … This is a hilarious science fiction story! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.