Pay Me Tens of Billions: Emperor Huang Tian Sees You Off at Your Funeral

Want to have a mysterious and awe-inspiring past? Pay 20,000 yuan: Three Passats, five burly men in black trench coats and sunglasses holding black umbrellas in their hands, an aura-worthy white-haired old man in a suit and leather shoes, and a beautiful woman in a black suit holding back tears, silently watching the crowd, saluting your grave with a military salute! .... Pay 50 billion: Go to the heavens and worlds, travel the long river of time, and go against the will of heaven to find the Emperor of Desolate Heaven! Let him stand in front of you and pluck stars with his hands to make your tombstone, use the immortal tree to carry your body, hold the nine dragons to pull your coffin, add incense to you with the cauldron of mother energy of all things, pour wine from the sky-swallowing magic jar, and place the elixir as a wreath in front of your grave to protect your body! Let the ruthless emperor cry for your fall, let the weird clan leader start the gray sacrifice for you, and refine the heavens to bury you with you. Let Emperor Huang Tian cut off the eternity with one sword, flatten the long river of time, destroy the road of reincarnation, and end the cause and effect of time. No one can disturb your rest anymore. Finally, let a man named Li Qiye guard your tomb and tend the sheep every day. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.