Pay Me Ten Billion: The Desolate Heavenly Emperor Will Attend Your Funeral

Would you like a mysterious past that inspires awe?

Pay 20,000 yuan:

Three Passats, five burly men in black trench coats and sunglasses, each holding a black umbrella, a white-haired old man in a suit with an imposing presence, and a beautiful woman in a black suit struggling to hold back her tears. They silently watch the crowd ** and salute your grave!

Pay 50 billion yuan: Travel to worlds across the heavens, cross the river of time, and defy heaven itself to seek out the Desolate Heavenly Emperor! Have him stand before you, pluck stars with his own hands, and forge them into your tombstone. Use the Immortal Tree to support your body, harness nine dragons to pull your coffin, have the Cauldron of the Mother Qi of All Things burn incense for you, and pour you wine from the Heaven Swallowing Jar. Place an immortal medicine at your grave as a wreath and protect your corpse! Make the Ruthless Great Emperor weep over your death, and have the ** of the strange race begin a gray sacrifice for you, refining the heavens to accompany you in death. Then have the Desolate Heavenly Emperor sever the ages with one sword, flatten the river of time, destroy the path of reincarnation, and settle all the karmic ties of time, so no one can disturb your rest again. Finally, have a man named Li Qiye guard your tomb, herding sheep and tending the cemetery every day.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.