Xuanhuan: I’m Really Not a Sword Immortal

Fang Chen's soul transmigrates into the body of the dead, useless Fang Chen, and he unexpectedly activates the Sword Immortal System. He thinks that from now on, he'll have a poem, a jug of wine, a song sung at full volume, and a sword to roam the world with, living a life of carefree pleasure.

But the System makes him practice the zither, forge iron, cook, farm, sew clothes, and do all sorts of other things.

Fang Chen: Did I get a fake Sword Immortal System?

And yet, one after another, people show up at his little courtyard.

Sword Emperor of the Great Ming: "Sir, I'll give up my throne. I only ask that you take me as your disciple!"

Snow Empress: "Ridiculous. A mere dynasty is nothing in Sir's eyes. If he wishes, not only will my empire be his, but I will be his too..."

The Sword Venerable of the Eastern Sea travels a thousand miles to the courtyard and kneels at the gate. "Sir, I will serve you at your beck and call. I only ask to be allowed to stay in your courtyard!"

The Sword Saint of Nanli clutches a defective sword Fang Chen discarded after forging it and says with a trembling voice, "This sword belongs only in heaven. How often could it ever be heard of in the mortal world? Sir, are you the supreme Sword Immortal?"

Fang Chen: "...I'm really not a Sword Immortal!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.