Are You Crazy? These Poems Actually Contain Peerless Martial Arts!

After Bai Qingzhou transmigrates, two female bandits knock him out and carry him up the mountain. While unconscious, he ends up married.

Later, Bai Qingzhou discovers that his wife is actually the seventh-ranked beauty on the martial world's Rouge List, and his sister-in-law is just as stunning, ranked ninth!

Bai Qingzhou thinks that living off his wife isn't so bad, but then he discovers that people in this world can comprehend martial arts from poetry!

"Water plunges three thousand feet down, as if the Milky Way fell from the ninth heaven": he comprehends the sword technique Three Thousand Feet, Falling from the Ninth Heaven. Its mighty sword qi has no equal!

"Drunk, I know not that the sky lies in the water; a boatful of clear dreams presses down on the starry river": he comprehends the sword technique Sword Across the Starry River, and the martial world's greatest demon dies without a whole body!

"Though we have no paired phoenix wings, our hearts share one subtle understanding": he comprehends the sword technique Hearts in Harmony. He and his wife dance with their swords, slaying demons and vanquishing evil!

And so, a martial arts legend is born!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.