What would you do if you transmigrated into an apocalypse novel with a talent for ruining the mood and a healer's skill set?
Song Runsu says he'd make the zombies see what it means to be "maybe not human, but definitely a real *."
A ferocious giant bird gets pinned half to death beneath the bed frame it smashed itself against. The zombies chasing him fall straight into a sewer with a splash. Two old friends turn against each other, but Song Runsu pulls out a megaphone and shouts, "Hey, weren't you two sneaking off together yesterday?" They immediately join forces to beat him up, only to trip on flat ground and end up in a swoon-worthy, Mary Sue-style kiss.
Song Runsu throws his head back and laughs, taking no credit for his deeds.
But, hey, aren't you supposed to be saving the world? Why are you clinging to me!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
