Great Tang: I Start by Disrupting History at the Xuanwu Gate Incident

He transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and became the son of an old soldier.

All he had to his name was a reputation for being a coward who was too useless to amount to anything.

But the old soldier had a whole bunch of friends who were determined to make him succeed.

"Are you kidding? Is there anything better than being a happy-go-lucky slacker?"

"Why go to war when you can lie flat in comfort?"

Ding! Host, please hurry and disrupt history, or the System will self-destruct.

"Get lost! Hurry up. If I so much as flinch, I'll eat shit. I'm Xia Han!"

The System was bound to its Host. If the System self-destructed, so would the Host.

"..."

Years later, looking at the Tang Dynasty he had thoroughly messed up, Xia Han was perfectly content. "This is great. The Little Overlord handheld console is so much fun."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.