My Days as a River God in Journey to the West

After transmigrating to Journey to the West, I became a River God.

Wherever there is a river, I am there. And within the bounds of any river, I possess an invincible domain.

Flower-Fruit Mountain.

"Young monkey, did you drop this golden cudgel, this silver cudgel, or this iron cudgel? What? You actually want the gold one? How greedy!"

"Mine was gold to begin with!"

The Moon Palace, the Silver River.

"Young Chang'e, did you drop this golden carrot, this silver carrot, or this edible carrot?"

"..."

The Women's Kingdom, the Child-and-Mother River.

"Young queen, did you drop this golden man, this silver man, or this man who's already been castrated?"

"Give me back my... Huh, why are you even more handsome? How about you become my empress?"

From then on, Journey to the West had a new River God: a boundless mage who did whatever he pleased.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.