Shi Mo: "I am a small stone, buried deeply in the soil..."
Will of the Great Dao: "Because you are the first creature to create songs and perfect the rules of heaven and earth in the ancient universe. I will specially reward you with the power of merit..."
Shi Shi: "My name is Shi Shi, not..."
Dao Will: "Because you are the first creature to create a name and enrich the rules of heaven and earth in the ancient universe, you are specially rewarded..."
Graphite: "..."
Great Will: "..."
Dao Will: "Ding, your power of merit has reached the standard of becoming a saint. Do you want to choose merit to become a saint?"
Shi Mo said firmly: "I refuse!"
Dao Will: "Why? Do you want to prove the Tao with force? Or do you want to kill three corpses to prove the Tao?"
Mo Mo smiled obscenely and said: "I want to prove my truth with defense. After saying that, I fell into sexual intercourse..."
Great Will: "..."
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
