Those Days When We Went West

San Zan has always believed that life is like a drama, and he must perform it well every day. This is a book written by a young man in the second grade of middle school. He was full of sexy ideas and wanted to write them down. Fragment one. I am Sun Wukong, the Great Sage of Monkey King. Five hundred years ago, I caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, punched Yang Er*, and kicked the Jade Emperor. Later, I was sealed away by a fat man with a bump on his head. He told me, "I will wait for a pilgrim." Today, a monk slapped Wuzhishan to pieces. He raised my monkey brain and asked me if I should follow him to the Western Heaven, or if he is sending me to the Western Heaven now. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.