Naruto: Are You Crazy? You're Lining Up to Carry Me

A super-genius transmigrated to Konoha and happened to become a ninja with no special skills.

Ye Feng, who had always been the one expected to do more because he was capable, thought he could finally slack off and enjoy himself.

But his talent was so great that even the ninjutsu he didn't want to learn automatically loaded into him.

To keep slacking off, he simply claimed that he had awakened a special Kekkei Genkai: he could only get stronger if a powerful Kage-level ninja carried him on their back.

He thought this would scare off the Third Hokage.

Instead...

Third Hokage: "Ye Feng, you're the hope that can redeem my past! I'll carry you!"

Tsunade: "Oh, you want me to go back and inherit the title of Fifth Hokage... Wait, you want me to carry Ye Feng?"

Itachi: "If it's for the village, I'll have to squat down."

Tobirama Senju: "Sarutobi, I'm your teacher. You want me to carry Ye Feng?"

Third Hokage: "Teacher, just put up with it. If you don't carry him, the First Hokage will have to do it for the village."

Madara Uchiha: "...What are you all doing? I'm not carrying him! You can't even make me do it by invoking the name of the Uchiha's great love!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.