I Just Want to Pet Pokémon

Divine Trainer System: What? I gave you the Super Honest Body constitution, the Rasengan, and the Navy's Six Powers technique Shave, and you're still not satisfied? Don't push it!

Lin Fan: I get the idea, but couldn't you just teach these skills directly to Munchlax?

Divine Trainer System: I'm your trainer, not Munchlax's. Why would I train Munchlax?

Lin Fan: ...

Three years later

Surrounded by fans and reporters, Lin Fan steps onto the podium and lifts the championship trophy.

From among the reporters all scrambling to ask questions, Lin Fan picks a pretty young woman.

Reporter Xiao Bing: Mr. Lin Fan, what would you like to say to everyone about winning the national Pokemon 1v1 tournament?

Lin Fan: Ah, what's there to say? I'll win the 3v3 and 6v6 championships later, too, along with the trainer-versus-trainer martial arts and trainer Peace Elite championships.

Reporter Xiao Bing: You just...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.