All My Comrades Are Goofballs. What Should I Do?

A soldier is naturally associated with clashing weapons, thundering across the battlefield, and a mix of ironclad grit and tenderness.

But there are exceptions to everything. Ever since Xu Mo enlisted, his squad leader has been a weirdo, his comrades have been weirdos, and even the System is a weirdo.

What would anyone do in such an environment?

The answer is obvious: following the principle that if you can't beat them, join them, he fits right into the big family!

But one day, a group of soldiers stands before the Statue of Liberty, and turns the symbol of freedom into an armless goddess.

The whole world is stunned!

One of the Bald Eagle's most devoted lackeys, the Island Nation, trembles in fear and seals off the country completely, terrified that the latrine it worships as a god will be burned down.

"Don't try to reason with me, because we're... all insane. We kill without a care!" Xu Mo and his comrades...

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.