You Hate That I'm a Slacker? My Belongings Started Fighting Back

What's wrong with being a happy couch potato?

Zhou Lin thinks it's great: free and easy, without too many worries about fame or fortune.

But one day, Zhou Lin discovers that he's acquired a System, and his personal belongings have suddenly come to life.

Pet Number One is obsessed with money and has vowed to make its owner, Zhou Lin, the richest man in the world. This... is a little too much, isn't it?

Pet Number Two is a born Casanova and is determined to turn its owner, Zhou Lin, into a man pursued by thousands. Good grief, women are the most troublesome creatures. They only get in the way of drawing a sword, and now there are several of them!

Pet Number Three...

Pet Number Four...

To Zhou Lin's dismay, his personal belongings go off and do their own thing, forcing him to become a financial mogul, a Casanova, a master of humblebragging, and all sorts of other big shots so he can clean up after them.

His couch-potato days are gone for good!

Even after reaching the pinnacle of life, Zhou Lin can't help but sigh.

Life as a couch potato was better. At least he didn't have to worry about money piling up faster than he could spend it, or about having more women pursue him the more he turned them down.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.