National Fate: I'm General Big Big Weird, with Little Little Weird as My Teammate

General Dada Guai arrives on Blue Star, only to be captured and sent to a psychiatric hospital along with the adorable Corporal Xiao Xiao Guai.

After finally escaping the hospital, the two are chased for tens of thousands of miles by Boss Bai.

Just as they become Boss Bai's prisoners, the despairing Dada Guai hears the voice announcing the start of the National Destiny game!

He shouts excitedly, "The Land of National Destiny! Hurry up and take her away!"

Watching Bai Yue Kui begin to disappear, Xiao Xiao Guai says happily, "General, she really was chosen!"

"But you're so powerful, General. Could you be chosen too?"

Gah!

Dada Guai watches himself disappear and struggles desperately. "Xiao Xiao Guai, you jinx!"

"General, I got chosen too!"

Having thought they'd escaped at last, Dada Guai and Xiao Xiao Guai see that same female devil again in the Land of National Destiny.

The two clutch each other and weep, tears of regret streaming down their faces.

Xiao Xiao Guai cries out in terror, "General, run! She's coming after us again!"

Dada Guai sprints away with tears in his eyes. "Stop chasing me! I'll go back to the psychiatric hospital with you, okay? Waaaaah..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.