Playing Li Yunlong, I Take Wukong to Fight Buddha

Sun Wukong: "Monster! Take a taste of my old Sun's staff!"

Li Yunlong: "Do you even know how to wage a war?"

Sun Wukong: "Master... I..."

Li Yunlong: "Who charges into hand-to-hand combat right from the start?"

Sun Wukong: "Master, my magic is profound."

Li Yunlong: "Shut up! Grab the AK and the rocket launcher. Take the high ground!"

Sun Wukong: "Monsters, hurry up and surrender! You can't beat this bald guy."

The Buddha: "Tang Xuanzang, the Mahayana teachings are right here. Why aren't you kneeling?"

The soldier's eyes turned cold. He opened his mouth and cursed, "I'll kneel on your grandma's leg! I'm a descendant of Yan and Huang.

Hand over the money and the Buddhist teachings!

Or I'll have the thirty thousand Gundams behind me flatten your entire Spirit Mountain!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.