I Slapped Him, and He Tried to Convince Me It Was Ringworm?

Countless qilin flames from other worlds descended upon Fengdu and took up residence in human bodies.

The Lin Dasheng System activated. With an antique shop at his disposal, he received doubled rewards and frantically extracted the qilin flames from people's bodies.

"That's ringworm. You need to get it treated!"

"There's no problem a slap can't solve. If one won't do it, then try two."

"Mr. Lin, our Special Affairs Office has high hopes for you. Would you like to join us?"

"Mr. Lin, our hospital has high hopes for you. Would you like to join us?"

"Grandson, our family has high hopes for you. Would you like to join us?"

"Lin Dasheng, if you've got the guts, extract mine to death!"

"Smack, smack, smack!"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.