Journey to the West: I Am so Kind That I Am Invincible

My name is Diao Zuan, and I am a monster from the Hukou Cave in Leopard Mountain, seventy miles away from the city of Yuhua County, Hezhou, Xiniu. The king of my family is called Fang Lang. He is a yellow lion and works in the heaven. He is kind-hearted and treats monsters kindly. His special move is to swallow the heavenly lion with great power. I especially admire my king. He single-handedly improved the status of the demon clan, promoted the harmonious development of the demon clan and the human race, and broke the rules of heaven that have not changed for thousands of years. But, for some reason, my king is not happy. He always says that he shouldn't time travel when he is alone. What is time travel? I never understood it, until one day a monster with twelve wings stepped onto Leopard Head Mountain, and I realized that time travel was... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.