Triathlon: The Water's Too Dirty, So I Ride the Waves

Zhang Shou became a deity. But the only way to gain followers was to create an avatar!

At the Olympic triathlon.

Zhang Shou sent a telepathic message: "Lin Keke, I grant you power. Bring this world to its knees in awe!"

The next moment,

a red figure on a bicycle raced past at over 180 miles per hour.

The whole world was stunned: "Did she attach a rocket to her bike?"

She ran five kilometers at a record-breaking speed. At that moment, the whole world rose to its feet!

For the final event, she only needed to swim another 0.75 kilometers to win the gold medal. But Lin Keke hesitated on the shore of Tokyo Bay.

The referee shouted, "Jump in! Don't tell me you can't swim?"

Lin Keke replied, "The water's so dirty. Do you have shoe covers?"

"What do you need shoe covers for? You're getting in the water anyway. Protecting your shoes won't do any good... Holy crap, holy crap!"

The next moment, the red figure soared into the air and ran across the waves...

When interviewed, Lin Keke simply said, "I'm a follower of Zhang Shou!"

The world was in an uproar. Who was Zhang Shou?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.