Honghuang: The Moon Palace I Manage Is Absolutely Invincible

The Marshal of Heaven still can't get over Chang'e, so he and the Four Heavenly Kings sneak into Guanghan Palace... Afterwards, he questions his whole life: "How is this a fairy who can't even swat a chicken? She's clearly a humanoid monster!"

One day, the Howling Celestial Dog steps into Guanghan Palace and catches the Jade Rabbit's eye. She pulls out a collection of family recipes for dog meat: "Braised dog meat? Dog meat stew? Or a dry pot? This is so hard to choose. I want to eat it all."

Erlang Shen is trapped in a magic formation, dumbfounded. These fairies are simply inhumane.

The Bull Demon King leads a group of demon kings into Guanghan Palace.

"Heavens above, earth below! If I've committed a sin, strike me with lightning, but don't make me watch a bunch of fairies discussing recipes for beef!"

The Nine-Headed Bug weeps: "I've only got one head left, and they still want to pull out my tendons to make a belt for their senior brother?"

The Centipede Demon: "Stop arguing. They've already taken me away to soak in liquor!"

Fairy Biyue: "My sheep is missing. It must have been stolen by those gods in Heaven. Don't stop me. I'm going to wreak havoc in Heaven."

The fairies: "Nobody's stopping you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.