The Mall Connects to the Heavens: Tathagata and the Jade Emperor Were Bombed at the Beginning

Traveling to the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Jiang Liu'er became Sun Wukong's neighbor in Huaguoshan and opened a mall in the world. On that day, the allied forces of Heavenly Court and Buddhism attacked Huaguo Mountain. Sun Wukong: I am going to traverse the southern sky and shatter the sky. Even if there are thousands of immortals, I will go there. Jiang Liu'er: Lao Sun, wait a minute. The express delivery I sent to the Jade Emperor and Tathagata will arrive soon. Tathagata and the Jade Emperor dinged in their minds: You have an express delivery from Jiangliu'er of the Tang Dynasty, please check it. They were all confused, what is express delivery? Check. As a result, two nuclear light bombs exploded the Lingxiao Palace and Lingshan respectively. Jade Emperor: My Lingxiao Palace has been completely destroyed. Let me capture Jiang Liuer. Tathagata: My spiritual mountain collapsed. Buddhist disciples went eastward to arrest Jiang Liuer. At this time, there was another ding in their minds: The express delivery has been delivered. Please rate this service. Average, unsatisfactory, very unsatisfactory, and extremely poor. Jade Emperor: I am satisfied with you. The mall system in Jiang Liuer's mind prompts: Congratulations, the Jade Emperor is not satisfied with this service and will reward you with 500 points. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.