A Shop Connected to All Heavens: I Blow Up the Buddha and the Jade Emperor from the Start

He transmigrates to a high-martial Tang Dynasty and becomes Jiang Liu'er, neighbor to Sun Wukong of Flower-Fruit Mountain. He activates a Myriad Worlds Store.

One day, the Celestial Court and the Buddhist Sect launch a joint attack on Flower-Fruit Mountain.

Sun Wukong: I'm off to crush the Southern Heaven and shatter the Hall of Vast Heaven. Though millions of immortals stand in my way, I'll go forth undeterred.

Jiang Liu'er: Old Sun, wait! The packages I sent to the Jade Emperor and the Tathagata are almost there.

A ding sounds in the minds of the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor: You have a package from Jiang Liu'er of the Tang Dynasty. Please collect it.

They both stare in bewilderment. What's a package? Collect it.

And so, two nuclear light bombs blow up the Hall of Vast Heaven and Spirit Mountain.

Jade Emperor: My Hall of Vast Heaven is completely destroyed! Find and capture Jiang Liu'er!

Tathagata: My Spirit Mountain has collapsed! Buddhist disciples, head east and capture Jiang Liu'er!

Then another ding sounds in their minds: Your package has been delivered. Please rate this service: Average, Unsatisfied, Very Unsatisfied, Extremely Unsatisfied.

Jade Emperor: Satisfied, my ass!

A prompt from the Store System appears in Jiang Liu'er's mind: Congratulations! The Jade Emperor is unsatisfied with this service. You have been rewarded with 500 points.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.