Yukong: The Stray Dog's Guide to Self-Cultivation

Li Xiao, a useless young man of the twenty-first century, was in a car accident on his way to work. After dying, he was reborn in the body of a peerless young genius with extraordinary talent. In the body of this brilliant prodigy, he settled down to take it easy. Cultivation, spiritual medicines, beautiful women, cultivation techniques: he just had to lie back, and they'd all come knocking on his door.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.