Honghuang: My Hidden Life Was Exposed by Nuwa

Nuwa: When is my man going to wake up?

Hongyun covers his face and spits out several teeth. I only gave up my seat! What gives you the right to hit me? Are we even friends anymore?

Yuanshi's blood sprays across the sky. Nuwa is so violent, she resorts to face-slapping at the drop of a hat. The problem is, even the Three Pure Ones can't beat her.

Taishang Laozi: When is Nuwa going to create humanity? I've waited so long, the flowers have all withered. Huh? Humanity hasn't even appeared yet, so how is there already a Humanist Sect? Who established it?

Hongjun holds up the Jade Disc of Creation and gestures to Nuwa. Can't we talk this out? Could you please stop face-slapping me?

Wu Liang stretches lazily. That's it? Once I'm awake, I can do it too.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.