"Hello everyone! We are honored to invite Mr. Wang to our program as today's special guest. Let's conduct an exclusive interview with him."
"Mr. Wang, are you miserable?"
"I don't know if I am miserable or not, because I have never seen anyone more miserable and useless than me!"
"Mr. Wang, what do you mean by this?"
"Have you ever been attacked or beaten while you were squatting in a pit or sleeping in the middle of the night?"
"Do you suffer from frequent vomiting and diarrhea, are you deaf, blind, unconscious, quadriplegic, and bleeding from all your orifices?"
"Have you ever been bullied by a cripple who blatantly stole your things, but you couldn't catch him or beat him?"
"You secretly looked at study materials in the middle of the night and deleted the records. Can you still be caught?"
"Have you ever been so drowned in the saliva of your seventh aunt or eighth aunt that you couldn't say a word?"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
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