At the Beginning, I Got the List of Gods, and the Gods Started to Lick Them

Tathagata: Grandpa, this young monk is being rude. I hope you will consider my fellow monks and leave a glimmer of hope for my Buddhist world. Wang Xiaohu: It's too late. Now I want two relics, and they must be from the death of the previous Buddha. ... Jade Emperor: Grandpa, I am the first one to express my sincerity. Wang Xiaohu: Don't worry, God of Wealth has received his share of the money, and Lao Jun's elixir is also very good. Wang Xiaohu: By the way, King of Hell, why haven't you come to deliver the Book of Life and Death? Tianzun: The underworld has defected without a trace. Wang Xiaohu: You weren't forced to leave by me, were you? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.