In the Name of Positivity, I Bring Peace to the Myriad Worlds

Tang Sanzang, why are you chanting the tightening spell?

What? Sun Wukong won't listen? How dare you! You're clearly the one at fault, and you still have the nerve to argue!

I've come to make peace in the name of positive energy. If you don't stop, I'll uphold justice on Heaven's behalf!!

Eating peaches? And they're cold?

I'll make pimples break out all over your face, then ban your account! Now I see you're really done for.

Some woman: "The food at XXXX is vulgar. It's not as good as the food at Duotian."

System, pull up her customer interaction videos and post them on Niubi Station.

What? Big Tooth didn't go running drills today?

System, take remote control and pull down his pants!

At that moment, a toothpick appeared, blinding everyone's titanium eyes. A man running laps burst into tears. "If I'd known mine wasn't the thinnest, why would I have flown into a rage? I regret it!"

To keep these internet celebrities from distorting my sense of beauty, what does it matter if I become the most handsome man in the world and live in solitude? System, go ahead and do your thing!

So beautiful! So beautiful!

System, proceed as planned...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.