Urban: I'm Losing It! My Assets Are All Too Proud

Campus beauty: Come on, I'll buy you some milk.

Ye Fei: No, I'm busy.

Best friend: Forget it. Ye Fei has to work part-time to make money.

"Ding! A transfer of 10 million yuan has been deposited into the bank card ending in 2345!"

Best friend: ???

Ye Fei: "That's a scam text! And I didn't set my phone to read out text messages!"

Campus beauty: Then I'll ride home with you later.

Ye Fei: I've got a bicycle, and it doesn't have a passenger seat.

Best friend: Then explain these Maserati keys!

Ye Fei: "Damn! Who stole my bicycle keys?"

Do you know how to trade stocks? I've got some pocket money.

Ye Fei: I don't. I'm not interested in speculation.

"Brother Fei, you're here! This way, please. The VIP room is waiting for you!"

Ye Fei: "You've gone crazy! I've never even opened an account with you. And now I'm a stock-market god who just acquired the campus beauty's company and became its major shareholder?"

Ye Fei was astonished to discover that his social media, phone, bank card, bicycle, apps, and everything else had mutated, each becoming incredibly obsessed with saving face!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.