Honghuang: Who Says You Can't Touch a Saint's Butt?

Bai Yang transmigrated into the Primordial World and discovered that he was actually the grand-disciple of Sect Master Tongtian.

He also awakened an irreverent System: touching someone's buttocks could randomly grant him some of their cultivation, a supernatural ability, or a magical treasure.

Bai Yang tried it on his own master, Golden Spirit Holy Mother, and his cultivation immediately surged.

Golden Spirit Holy Mother: You insolent disciple! How dare you molest your master?

Having gotten a taste of the benefits, Bai Yang turned his attention to the foremost member of the Jie Sect, Sect Master Tongtian himself.

Tongtian: Why does my backside feel so chilly?

Bai Yang: If I get the chance, I'd like to touch the Dao Ancestor too!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.