I Was Misunderstood. I Really Just Bought Steel Pipes!

Serious version As a top scientist in the 21st century After a sleep, I returned to the body of a Chinese in the United States in 1934. At that time, there were still three years left before the Marco Polo Bridge Incident. Let's see if he can change history on his own Help China through your own operations From a lamb to be slaughtered to a predatory wolf Funny version Damn it, I traveled through time? Niupi. What, I still have a steel pipe factory Marco Polo Bridge Incident? Ship me 5,000 M1A1s See if I don't beat up the Japanese who had a good life as a child and find their mother. What? The old America is not lucky Come. Come. Come. Do you think my steel pipe looks like a cannon? I am supporting the infrastructure construction of the motherland! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.