My Punch Packs 100,000 Tons. Are You Sure You Want to Fight Me?

What does it mean to be a super badass?

Rely on skills? Are you kidding me? Badasses only use basic attacks, thanks.

What, you want to know how basic attacks can kill people?

Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag?

Never heard of a basic attack that crits every time?

What? No crowd control? Sorry, every male protagonist has one destined enemy written into his fate!

A badass's opponent has to be a badass too. If he isn't, he'll just have to become one. No running away!

"Master, I've told you everything. There's really nothing else."

"No, wait, don't pinch me! This is my shackle, I swear."

"Stop messing around. I'm getting angry!"

"Mmph..."

Gao Dong wiped his mouth and sighed. Looks like even a badass needs a little balance...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.