Long Butler

Have you ever heard of monsters? Do you believe in monsters? I can tell you irresponsibly that monsters are real. Um? You ask how I know? It's simple, because I do! Moreover, I am not only a monster, but also a butler. What? Don't you believe it? Well then, let me tell you about my life as a monster and a butler at the same time. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.