Global Escape: Bound to the Kirin Boy from the Start

My name is Wang Jue. I'm a person in a vegetative state.

Not long ago, I woke up and realized something was seriously wrong with the world. A global survival game had arrived, forcing all of humanity to play♂games♂together♂…

My name is Han Pingping. I'm an ordinary fat guy, and Wang Jue is my cousin.

Even though my cousin missed the tutorial period, and even though he thinks he's incredibly unlucky, as someone who's been through it all, I just want to say: Cousin, and you still claim you aren't the chosen one of this version?!

"So who the hell is the boss here?!" His teammates fell silent as they watched Wang Jue stomp the boss straight through the concrete floor.

"We just want to get home, but this guy only wants to unlock hidden dungeons!" The team sucked in a sharp breath when Wang Jue emerged from an S-rank dungeon without a scratch.

"Mom, don't ask why I have to crawl through dungeons on my knees. I'm not worthy of standing!"

"Brother Jue, I hope you'll lower your standards for a partner. Please consider men too!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.