Da Qin: as the First Emperor, I Shall Unify All the Heavens

Everywhere my Great Qin goes is the territory of Great Qin. Conquer Rome and build the Great Wall for my great Qin. Zhao Zheng looked at Zhao Gao with a smile. "Zhao Gao, this morning, did you come in with your left foot first, or did you come in with your right foot first?" Zhao Gao replied smartly. "Back to your Majesty, the boy is on the left and the girl is on the right. The younger one is a eunuch. He came in with both feet at the same time. So he is neither male nor female." Zhao Gao: Chief eunuch, no realm, mortal, loyalty minus 100. Damn it, this Zhao Gao is so rebellious, he must be executed. "Zhao Gao, this is the morning court. Is this Xianyang Palace the door to your home? Both feet enter the door at the same time. It's like a ghost walking. Do you think this Xianyang Palace is the underworld?" Zhao Zheng shouted angrily. "Come here, pull Zhao Gao down and have him executed by Ling Chi." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.