From the Start, I Tear Into Brain-Dead Fans

Lu Tao, a music teacher, discovered that his students were fans.

"We're not going to learn military songs. Only a bunch of muscleheads would sing those."

"Exactly! What's there to learn from songs sung by those poor soldiers? If we're going to learn something, it should be our idol's new song."

Lu Tao raised an eyebrow. "Has your idol ever won a Grammy? Or a gold record?"

"You haven't won anything either, so you have no right to criticize him!" "Sorry, but I actually have."

Fan: Our idol is a highly educated returnee. How can you, a music teacher, compare?

"Sorry, but have you heard of the winner of the Daxia Supreme Science and Technology Award?"

Fan: Our idol can sing, dance, rap, and play basketball. Can you?

"Sorry, when I was studying in the United States, I crushed professional NBA players."

Fan: Teacher, who are you, exactly?

Lu Tao: I'm just an ordinary music teacher.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.